Education in Bustleburg

Education in Bustleburg has been a flash point for decades. The Kakisto administration and its supporters determined that the No Child Left Behind policy of President George W. Bush did not nurture the drive to succeed required by today's youth, and created the Every Child for Himself Program in its stead.

Private:
Edumax Career Institute Kindergarten  - several locations

Pious Rivalist Obedience School (nursery school through thirteenth grade)- Burnsvale

Primstock Academy (nursery school through 2nd grade) - Burnsvale Total Institution Inc. Kiddie Kennel and "Day Care"

Total Institution Supermax Middle School - The Damsels/Hollandton

Public:
(this list may be incomplete)

North Greyfields Elementary - (scheduled to close)

Jacaranda Elementary - Greyfields

Ramshackleton Elementary - The Damsels (closed)

Wyatt Avenue Elementary - Bachelorsville

Private:
Pious Rivalist High Points Prep - Burnsvale

Bustle County Super-Max Middle School (Total Institution Inc.)  - The Damsels/Hollandton

Public:
Van Buren Magnet-Ish High School - Greyfields (closed)

Reginald Gimcrack High School - Bachelorsville (burned down, rebuilding to be scheduled)

Private:
Dunleith College* - Bachelorsville

Edumax Success University Institute Online and Debt Consolidation Services - two convenient locations in the Gateway District and Bachelorsville off the Bustleburg Pike.

Lassiter College* - The Damsels


 * Highly regarded Dunleith and Lassiter Colleges have been in the ongoing process of merging campuses for close to a decade. Their tradition, The Sleeping Beauty Reverse, which is a spring festival akin to Sadie Hawkins' Day dances held nationwide, has made the schools the target of professional protesters. It is anticipated that their combined institutes, currently planned as Valentine University, will be located in Greenswift.

Pecksniff Pious Rivalist University - Burnsvale (accredited by the Pious Rivalist Self-Congratulatory Accreditation Bureau)

Public:
Bustle County Community College System (all branches closed)

Zugfield Remedial A&M - Greyfields (slogan: "Zugfield: Last in Education!")  (accreditation suspended)